Austin's Birthday

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

2 1/2

Can you believe it???
Austin is two and a half today!

I just don’t know where the last two and a half years have gone... I mean... it seems like just yesterday I was pregnant... and now my little baby is two and a half!!

Well, I figured what better to mark his two and a half birthday than sharing a little funny... : )

So you all know we are potty training Austin...
Well I’ve been trying to get him to stand on a stool to pee into the big toilet, and with that has come trying to get him to aim into the toilet...

We a few days ago after peeing... he kind of shook it off (as awkward as it looked I knew what he was trying to do...)

He then proudly announces:
“MOMMY! I shake it off like Daddy huh?!?!?!?!”

Oh, the joys of raising a boy...

Friday, August 8, 2008

WTF????

That’s really all I have to say... read this conversation I just had with Mike (over the IM system here at work)

Megan /... (1:18 PM) you know that white dip that you like with ruffles?
Michael... (1:18 PM) french onion?
Michael... (1:18 PM) yeah
Megan /... (1:18 PM) ii want some!
Megan /... (1:18 PM) now
Michael... (1:19 PM) sorry
Michael... (1:19 PM) go take a pregnancy test

Megan /... (1:19 PM) I wan it NOW!
Megan /... (1:19 PM) wtf?
Michael... (1:19 PM) well you must be pregnant
Megan /... (1:19 PM) why?
Michael... (1:19 PM) you hate that stuff and you don't get DEMANDING for stuff you hate unless you're pregnant


I mean, WTF???
No, I really don’t think I am... but men are so funny...

***ok I have an IUD which is more effective than BirthControl Pills... and I have PCOS, so its really unlikely that I am... I just thought it was funny ***

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